Recently, my parents and I watched the movie Kill Bill together. If you forget how many gushing blood scenes there are in the first one, I urge you to re-watch it. Anyway, after the movie we planned on cutting up a pineapple for dessert.
Mom takes pineapple out of the fridge while Dad finds a cutting board and knife. This is the conversation verbatim:
Mom: "How do you kill it?"
Dad: "You kill the head." Chops off the crown.
Moment of silence for the pineapple. Roaring laughter ensued.
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